I'm sure a boy like you who is out here surfing the internet for porn really loves masturbating. How many times a day do you masturbate? 3, 4, 5? That hand of yours has to be getting sore with all that jerking. I have a creative solution to this. Today, you're going to get yourself off with a vibrator. Maybe you've used one before, maybe you haven't, but I think I'm going to make a believer out of you. I'll even use mine with you!