Do you know why you’ve been brought in today? Well, it’s certainly not because of a great ‘progress review’! I’ve had so many reports about your competency, and look where you are right now. You’re getting yelled at in front of everyone, and My boss on the phone. So, everything I’m about to say and do has approval. Heck - I can’t believe I have to stoop to look at you in the eye. Tilt that head up, you’re going to look up to Me instead. You have brought dishonour upon this company, so the only thing for Me to do now is to bring dishonour upon you, particularly since you’re apparently a ‘one pump chump’. Take your pants down, you get ONE stroke.