BUTT CRACK FETISH You're meeting me for a blind date! We met on one of those hook up apps and you want to meet up with me and take me out! You arrive early and I'm completely caught off guard and tell you that I still some cleaning that I need to do before we go! I start cleaning up as you sit and wait patiently for me to finish, but as i wander around the living room bending and stretching while doing my chores my buttcrack start to become exposed. You try to resist and sit quietly but you're getting more and more turned on by my unnoticed wardrobe malfunction!! I go on cleaning not noting that you're getting hard as a rock while my pants just keep falling lower and lower, exposing my buttcrack more and more with each stretch! But you better be careful perv! You don't want to freak me out before me even go on our first date! Better watch your boner before I notice ;)