You're back again, I see! Back for some more of my awesomeness and a little bit more of those yummy, stinky farts! I know how mad you are about sniffing and tasting my farts, you pathetic little freak! And because you so desperately want them, you're gonna have to go ahead and earn them today! How, you wonder? Well, for starters, you're gonna learn how to worship my ass. But you know I don't let guys like you go straight for the goodies, don't you? So you'll take your time, licking and kissing, caressing and pleasing every single inch of my skin, paying careful attention to every part of my body. You will start with my feet, then slowly make your way up, until you will get to those magic butt cheeks, and if you did a good enough job, I might even let you lick and kiss my asshole afterwards. I will let you stick your tongue deep inside of my asshole while I fart on your tongue, in your mouth and on that stupid face of yours. Haha Sounds fun? Just kidding, idiot! I don't care if it's fun for you or not...it has to be fun for me and only for me! I am the only one whose entertainment matters here, and I hope you know that! Now get to it!