What's your excuse? What is your legitimate reasoning for needing your balls? I can't possibly think of one! Your high levels of testosterone need to be corrected. Obsessively thinking with your dick has served you no purpose. Jerking off all day and slacking in life as a result is going to end today. My burdizzo will give your life purpose & meaning. Once you won't able to jerk off or cum again, you will be of use to all Women. Isn't that so much better than being the pathetic loser jerk off that you are now?! You will learn to thank Me for it in time. Surrender your balls to Me. This is the only solution.