Being the “cruel, manipulative, psycho” ex that I am-Your words, not mine- I invite you over one last time. I know you can’t resist an opportunity to see me again no matter how much you hate me. I’m always in your head, in your thoughts, and in your bedroom while you beat off to pics and videos of me. What can I say? I’m every dudes wet dream, but especially yours. I’m not going to have sex with you, or even take off my clothes. But you’re definitely going to show me just how badly you still need me and my instructions as you jerk off right here, right now. You’re loving every second of it, and I’m going to show you just how controlling I really am.