i've been traveling for light-years, and ive finally stumbled upon this great earth. im walking through the land, gathering strange human substances, like smokeable human leaves, when all the sudden i see you standing there. you are the first human i have ever seen! i offer to share this strange smokeable human leaf with you if you promise to take me somewhere private, and not tell a soul that you've seen me. after consuming this mind altering human leaf, i am quite in the mood to play a game called "i'll show you if you show me!" we both strip for each other while smoking. after i've seen what your human body looks like, i cant help but be curious about what it FEELS like! using my alien persuasion i get you to agree to fuck me until you cum inside of me. i cant wait to tell the other aliens back home! not that they'd believe me anyway.