You’re a washed-up, elderly, useless sack of dirt…except for two things. Despite being old and unwanted, you do serve the purpose of amusing me through sending cash & being my personal mockery target. You have days, maybe months at best before your life as you know it goes bye-bye. Might as well fork over your life’s earnings to your fave hot , young brat & be proud of something for once in your pointless existence. Goodbye savings, checking, IRA, 401k, and stocks..Hello happy me and geriatric you. Penniless and croaking is your new MO.