Your hot step-mom is home from yoga and wants to talk! Honey, I know it hasn't been easy since I married your Dad...but I really want you to like me..how can we make it work? Wait...is that a boner? Omg, this is so inappropriate, your Dad is going to freak out! Well...I guess we can keep this our little secret..and I suppose I can teach you a few things and show you what a real woman is like. Those young college girls don't stand a chance.