You Are Only Ass Height Tall

You're so fascinated by big things aren't you? Well let's play a little game. It's called 'I Choose Your Height'. Watch my magic spell and when you come to you will be the height that I choose! You may be taller, you may be shorter, but you'll end up just right! When you come to you discover that you are only ass height tall but don't worry, I'll explain why this is the perfect height to be and why you are going to love it.