My roommate, Lola, and I have been suspicious of something lately but nervous to say anything... But I think it's time we just come out and ask it! Just tell us the truth: Have you been looking in our panty drawers? Wait, holy s**t, you have? That's gross!! What are you doing with them, sniffing them? Wearing them?! As the truth comes out, we find it ridiculous, but hilarious and pathetic too. But like, you're gonna have to replace the panties you stole from us...