I don’t know why you’re being so shy...drop your pants and show me what you’re packing in those jeans! I know you can’t turn down someone as gorgeous and tempting as me so I’m not going to ask twice. Wait….that’s it? That’s all that you’re working with? Oh my god, now I understand why you were so reluctant to show me your dick! That has got to be the tiniest cock I’ve ever seen! I mean, I’ve seen a lot of cocks in my lifetime and some have been down right laughable but nothing--and I mean NOTHING--has shocked me quite like your sad, pathetic dick.