Oh. This is so embarrassing. You know that we don't mind your still living at home, but I can't believe you lied to me the first time your Dad left for a business trip! I was trying to be a responsible  stepmom, and I went in your room to clean up a bit. I found a condom... a USED condom! But, the only person you had over all weekend was that nice boy from the college wrestling team! I don't want to tell your Dad about this. I think it's best we handle it ourselves. I've been thinking about how to punish you. The best way I can think of is to have you overdo it. You know? Like when parents catch their son smoking and make him smoke in front of them so that they feel silly and sick? That's what we're going to do! Unless you'd rather wait and have Daddy handle it?  No? Good. I'd hate to explain this one to him. Take your pants off and start stroking.