With all of this talk of social distancing, isolating and quarantining, you've been a bit baffled - this 'self-isolation,' as they say, is basically your every day life! You never go out and socialise, or go on dates with hot women. You have no friends! You're a loser ALL the time, not just in these times! However, I happen to think that this is a good thing for you. Every penny that you have can be MINE, every second that you have should be spent worshipping ME.