You’ve come in looking for a jockstrap for your new karate class and I’m the perfect sales person for the job. Go ahead and strip down so we can see what you’re working with... wow, are you sure you don’t need a girl’s Jill strap instead?! That’s pathetic! My boyfriend wears an XL so you must know you could never get a hot girl like me. Well, let’s fit you up because it’s very important to wear a cup!