Join me as I masturbate in the sun. Featuring: wine, cigarettes and sex toys. Missing: my vagina. Pointless video you say? Well I tend to agree with you. But what I will actually say in response is that my tits are still there, I'm still kinda cute and at least you know I didn't lie about the video. Please enjoy a horribly filmed, half visible naked me touching myself in the kitchen if you care for that kind of thing. Ps. About to order a tripod (Currently in denial and blaming the microwave I had the camera propped up on half the issues) and spent the last 30 minutes googling short courses in film so that this doesn't happen again. Have a good whateverthetimeofdayisforyounow. Cheers!