You're the one that ALWAYS finds an excuse to NOT do something. Well, from this day forward that's going to change. You're going to become a functioning member of society, for Me. Why? Because I told you to, because for some reason I WANT you to make yourself better, and because I've had enough of you as you are - a pathetic miserable mess of a human being. You'll soon come to realise, if you haven't already, My word is law. You will do as I say, and you will thank Me or even speaking in your general direction. You're going to do better and be better, and you're going to do it all for Me. So, stop making excuses, buck up, and serve Me.