Pussies like you never get any pussy. Being bitch-zoned is the only way you can have a relationship with a woman like me, so you might as well embrace it. I’m going to explain what it means to be bitch-zoned so you can figure out if it’s happened to you. You might not realise it, but you’ve probably already been bitch-zoned. Hot women never want to cuddle up or make out with you, do they? That could just mean you’ve been friend-zoned, but being bitch-zoned is the next stage. If you secretly like a girl and you’re a bit of a pushover, chances are you’ve been bitch-zoned. You might get annoyed at first when you realise how you’re being walked all over, but you’ve got 2 choices: you can cry about it, or you can learn to enjoy it. Soon enough you’ll be beating away at your cock every time it happens.