I have a fun little game for you today - you're going to be my ashtray! Do you like the sound of that? I'm going to smoke a delicious menthol cigarette, and when it's all done, I'm putting it out on your tongue. Until then, you're going to be a good little ashtray, and catch all the ashes. Sound good? As I smoke, I talk about how much I love smoking, and savor the entrancing look of smoke flowing from my lips. I have so much fun that I light up a second and enjoy even more time smoking with you as my ashtray!