I hope you’ve accepted that you’re never going to have a woman like me. It’s only painful for you to keep holding onto any hope of that. There is good news for you though, you can fantasise about having me all you want! Imagining what sex with me would be like is better than nothing. You weren’t dealt a good hand when it comes to women. You’re not cool, not fun, not confident and definitely not hot. But today I’m going to let you act out the fantasy of fucking me (in the most demeaning possible way of course). I’ll describe what it would be like for you if you were sat on the sofa with me as I started to stroke your cock and eventually move onto bouncing up and down on it. Then I’ll bring you back down to Earth, reminding you that is only what real men get. You, on the other hand, get to take your fantasy a stage further as I instruct you on how I want you to hump a pillow as if it was me. This should be a good laugh for me.