When this posts I'll be sunning my gorgeous body on a beach in California. It's so funny watching men stare at me, knowing I'm superior to every single one of them, just like I'm superior to you. I'm sure you're just drooling on your keyboard, imagining what other beachgoers are catching glimpses of. But you'll never get the privilege to see me up close, the closest you ever get is spoiling and worshipping me from afar.