Do you fantasize about being my maid? Is it because you actually want to be helpful, and of service to my every whim? Or is it because you think you'd be able to use your position to get everything you want for free? Well it doesn't work like that I'm afraid, I have a rather vigorous testing process to root out brats and losers, and then there's the dress code and job description... Can we really call it a job if you're not getting paid? Who knows, who cares, point is you serve me now, and what I want comes first at all times, sit still and stop fidgeting while I talk you through your duties!