your Wife sits, waiting on you, very angry. you know what you did! you ruined your wedding anniversary, you embarrassed Me in front of -everyone-. you didn't even show up, you didn't even remember because you were too busy with your affair !! I've always known you were a cheating asshole!! But due to our strict pre-nup that basically doesn't allow Me to divorce you & My love of money, I've just had to accept it.  you won't leave Me, you just love cheating. you've gone way too far though. Since I have to live with you forever, I'm going to fix this. I'm going to fix -you-. you won't be participating in your extramarital activities once I take your balls. That's right, I'm going to castrate you. you'll be the perfect little eunuch bitch husband! you'll spend your free time serving Me, like it always should have been. once you don't have testicles pumping testosterone through your body, that poison, you won't be such an asshole. I'm going to leave your dick there, to grow limper & limper, to remind you of the manhood you used to have. After I cut your balls out, I'm going to stomp them until they are unrecognizable with My high heels. there will be absolutely no way to get them back. This is permanent. This is your new life. you'll never fuck anyone, ever, ever again! This is the best anniversary gift!