You thought step-mom and step-dad leaving on vacation would be the best thing ever, didn't you? 10 days for you to get buzzed and trash the house with your stupid buddies, again? Hell no. Since you graduated, you haven't done a damn thing, and frankly, we are sick of it. So, instead of just letting you just run all over us, your step-dad and I decided to take things back into our hands... So that's why you are where you are. So tiny and minuscule, down there on the floor. That milkshake I gave you had a special additive that your step-dad found online, just for YOU! See, you won't be ruining anything any more! Such a puny little nerd you are now, aren't you? Did you ever think that we would ever stoop so low? Ha ha, get it... low? Since you are out of high school, I suppose we could just say you moved away, or something... right?  Maybe it's time you did move on, to your final resting place. Like in the toilet? You see, this is your last few moments with us. I've grown too tired to want to deal with your foolishness any more, so I figure maybe I'll just eat you, and do us all a favor! Then, your step-dad and I can be able to enjoy our lives and not have to be bothered by you any more. I mean, it was a good run for you, but now you gotta go. So i pick your tiny ass up, and dangle you above my open mouth. Come to step-mommy, boy! You are taking a ride down to my stomach where you will be digested and then well, you take your final tour through my body! It's like a little adventure!