So you saw my sexy photos online & came to me for personal training sessions, thinking you could get a hot body like mine? Well, I’ve got news for you – you’re a long way off. Frankly, you’re a fat disgusting mess, you look like a pig! Well I have quite a workout for you, because no client of mine gets away with being an obese slob! Now, strip your clothes off and do exactly as I say! Burpees, squats, sit ups – I’ll have you doing the whole lot & I’ll continue to humiliate you and make you sweat until you start shifting those pounds. They say “no pain, no gain” and boy, am I going to prove that. Now get down fat boy and get to work!