Here's a very important job for you, strudel! Life-changing! Ground-breaking! More important than work, or your wife, or food. You're working your way up the noodle-chain... its finally time for you to... WORSHIP MY BOOTS. That's right, step right up, and behold the world's most amazing legs clad in tight, shiny thigh-high boots. Your job is to revere them. Kiss every shiny inch, go tongue to tongue with these long boot tongues, suck these heels like pointy dicks. (I bet you'll really like that part.) Make a clown happy with your servitude.