My boyfriend is still at the bar- what a jerk! Thankfully you were there to offer me a ride home. You don't have to leave so quickly, let's settle in on the couch. Would you mind giving me a foot massage? I see how you're looking at my feet... go ahead, give my toes a lick. I won't tell. You know,. you don't have to be a good guy. It could be our little secret. No, I don't have any condoms but that's okay. I like the risk. Why don't you just pull out... or not.