*Custom Order* I'm looking for a new butler and you think you can be the one to fulfill that very, very special spot. So I put you to the test on the first day. The Rules here are as follows: you will have NO social life outside of Me and when you're not working your vanilla job, you're working for Me! Oh and when you get that vanilla job paycheck, well you're eagerly going to be giving Me 50%+ of each paycheck. As My butler you will be responsible for a series of tasks such as, being My human furniture, eating food crumbs/droppings, the list goes on.... But guess what? It doesn't stop there...Oh No! In fact, the tides of My Power will grow deeper and now you are dying to make Me the beneficiary on your life insurance policy JUST like My other good boy did a couple months ago. Guess what else? Now 100% of your paycheck belongs to Me loser and I'm taking you downstairs for a splendorous surprise!