My toilet slaves keep expiring. Of course they do, being a toilet is a very demanding job for the human body. You're literally consuming my waste. So now, I am on the look out for a new toilet. I have chosen you. I wonder how long you will last as my toilet. Will you be able to eat all of the big meals I digest? I have gotten so used to humans as toilets, I cannot use a regular potty anymore. So, I really need to depend on you.