Happy Halloween, LOSER. Thanks to your small dick, you're spending another holiday alone... surprise surprise. No one likes little dicklets! That's why you're perpetually single and perpetually tugging on that thing with two fingers because your whole hand is too big. Gross! Because of this, you're going to torment that little thing with the following items: a lit candle, a rubber band, atleast ten clothespins, and a wooden spoon. I want you to feel PAIN. I want you to HURT. You deserve every minute of this and don't you forget it.