you spot Me, your Wife putting on lipstick and ask why I'm getting all "gussied" up. Well, darling husband, I'll tell you- I'm getting ready to go on a tinder date! That's right, I've been swiping and selecting the hottest guys with the biggest cocks to cheat on you with! I'm tired of this disappointment of a marriage- you stopped trying once We were wed. you stopped taking Me out, stopped giving Me gifts and most importantly you stopped trying in bed! I'm so sexually unsatisfied with you. When we dated you at least ate Me out for hours, making up for that small dick of yours. But now? you don't even try! So I'm going to go get some REAL dick! If you're lucky maybe I'll bring dates home so you can sadly fap while crying listening to Me moaning while getting dicked by a real man! If you want to try to rectify this marriage- I might let you eat My pussy... but only after another man has cum in it! The only sex you're getting from Me will be flavored with another man's spunk! Don't even think about divorce- that pre-nup is in My favor, even if I cheat. If you divorce Me- I get EVERYTHING. So, it's best if you settle into your new life of being My cuckold. Don't wait up for Me- I'll be out late!