You think you have a nice cock, eh? Yeah, right! We'd love to suck it and fuck it, but it's so pathetic, we aren't even sure what to do with it! It's just so average! lol Ok, ok.. we have to be honest. It's pretty small. What are we going to do with it? Maybe play with it a little, tease it, try to give it a little attention... but we are going to have to let you know just how sad your little penis is!