Is you first time at Valencia, Spain, you ask a local friend to go on dinner to taste a real paella. But she invites you to her home to eat a homemade paella, you accept because you think this is better option. When you arrive to the flat, she has eaten almost half of the paella, she in black linguerie, black platform sandals and topless. She tells you that she´s finishing preparing your meal, a special paella just for you, dress by herself with spitting, pis and pubic hair. Also you dont need cutlery, you are going to eat straight from her heels.