Ugh, go away! I'm not in the mood! Well, that isn't entirely true. I'm always in the mood, just not for YOU! You're such a loser and you're a terrible lay. In fact, I've been lying to you! I know I said I was a virgin when we got married, but I lied. I just didn't want to intimidate you! I know how sensitive you are. Barf! Just how many guys have I been with besides you? Hmm.. Well... there was this one time with a hot football player and a bunch of his friends. Just a good old fashioned gang bang! Haha! Oh, and then there was this other time with a hot exchange student. He'd never seen a girl as fat as Me, so of course I had to let him try it out! Oh, and then there was that other time... and then another time... Oh! And I can't forget about that one time... Geez.. I guess I've had a LOT of partners other than you! In fact, I'm the biggest slut in our neighborhood! I'm fucking ALL of our neighbors and they all know how pathetic you are. We laugh about you behind your back as they fuck Me. Oh, you want a divorce now? I don't think so. I want your money! I'll tell all your friends and family what a pathetic pin dicked one minute man you are if you even think about it. I'll be sure they all know that I've had to fuck all our neighbors just to get some sexual satisfaction since you're so pathetic! You're stuck with Me now!