Premature ejaculation has always been your greatest shame, that's why you don't have sex, that's why the only girl you're humping is your own hand, that's why you're addicted to porn, jerking your pathetic dick day and night. It's time to embrace this unfortunate fate of yours, embrace your shortcomings: I want you to make those jerk off sessions even shorter, I want you to cum faster, watch more porn, cum more, a life of a shortcumming loser awaits you.