My dirty high heels all over your special document, crushing and smearing the paper marked STEVE while I tease you about some of my favorite things you emailed me over the weekend. When you can't take the teasing anymore, that's fine, I need to take a call from our Curvy Mature boss, but I expect you to be very quiet, and pretend you aren't here, not listening as we chat about my human floor mat. My shoes keep teasing that paper, occasionally walking away, teasing you with the sound of my heels moving, somehow coming back much dirtier..... perfect for anyone who loves being under my dirty soles, and watching me dirty up your items with them.