So it’s Friday afternoon and I’m walking home with a pocket full of money because i just got paid. As I’m coming towards my house i spot a beautiful ebony queen just sitting on the stairs where I live with her gorgeous ebony soles out looking oh so soft and wrinkly. I try to play it cool but i fail and compliment her jaw dropping feet. She instantly sees right through my cool guy act and can spot I’m a pathetic foot lover. She then proceeds to offer me the chance of a lifetime. She tells me that 4 $500 she will give me true purpose in life under her feet