A real man should own a toolbox with at least a couple of the most essential everyday tools. Where are yours? Hammer is one of my favorite tools. It even has two ends - I could hammer your cock with one or scrape it with the other! Now let's do it properly. If your cock is thick enough to pass through my measuring hole - I won't hammer your cock. Sadly, we both know your cock sucks royally and there's nothing else for it than scraping and hammering time! The rage of Thor's hammer on your dick shall be relentless!