I know you've had a crush on Me a long time- you've always played the role of a caring guy friend... but you've resented it, you've been waiting for your opportunity to get just a little outside that friendzone. Well, today may be your lucky day. But... it might not be as you imagined- I'll be doing all the touching, you still don't get to touch these tits or these curvy hips. I'll be touching YOU and I'll be fucking YOU. I open My legs to reveal a big cock.. you've had a big crush and it's given Me big, raging hard on! Look, I'm offering you a way out of the friendzone, I thought you wanted this! What kind of man denies what he truly wants? You aren't man enough to get to penetrate Me- but I'm more than enough man and Woman to penetrate you! I stroke My cock while I tell you how it's going to be. Our whole friendship you've ignored My boundaries, you've thought only about what YOU want.... Why should I care if this isn't exactly what you wanted? you've told everyone how badly you've wanted Me, everyone told that you'd always be in the friendzone but you just kept trying and trying. Don't you want everyone to know you aren't a total loser? That you finally got past that friendzone? Are you really going to let a little.... well, big cock stand in your way? you've been pathetically waiting, hoping and praying that I'd finally fuck you... Here's your opportunity! Be open minded! Look, I don't care what YOU want-- much like you haven't cared all these years about what I didn't want. you've been looking for the opportunity to take advantage of Me- so I developed My own fantasies about taking advantage of you. That's exactly what I'm going to do today, even if you don't want it. I'm going to take advantage of you! Don't worry, I'll let everyone know that you're finally out of the friendzone... I'll let them all know that you're in My ass slut zone- that you're My little fuck hole now! you can't just leave Me here with blue balls! you know how bad that hurts! I thought you were a nice guy, a nice guy would never leave a friend hanging! Here, suck it, kiss it a little... get it nice and wet... otherwise I'll be going into that ass DRY.