You're a loser with a tiny dick, which means NO ONE will ever love you. To make matters worse, you're also overweight, stupid, and you have a thing for Vans. I think you should work on being less pathetic instead of jerking off to my shoes, but alas... here we are. You're hard for my Vans AND my humiliation, which means this clip is going to get you extra excited. Pay close attention to my words, loser. I know you better than you know yourself.