Welcome to my penis problems lab clinic, where we vouch to help anyone. You see, most men who think they have a small penis, actually have an average sized one. With little encouragement, I'm sure you'll be fine too! Now, don't be shy and drop your pants... Yes, and your underwear! Ok, so where is it? I can't find it even with my magnifying glass! Oh no, I can't believe it, we have an entirely new case study - a scientific impossibility you have in your pants. Your cock can't possibly be THAT tiny... LOL! I guess you can kiss the chance of getting laid goodbye and simply dedicate yourself to a life of jerking that tiny clit non stop! Ha ha!