What would you give to worship me in all of my sparkling, marvelous splendor? What would you do to submit to such shiny perfection? Sign over your entire paycheck. Dump your wife on her ass. Sell your car to hand me the proceeds. Tell me, strudel. I need it. I crave to know all of your weaknesses. Your triggers are mine. The shimmering Clown visage before you enchants you. You will give me everything I want.