We were on a little road trip and my spoiled brat little daughter CJ says she's got to pee. Ok, no big deal, but it's CJ, and she's an asshole, so it's a huge fucking deal. She threatens to piss in my Porsche unless I pull over to let her piss on the side of the road. This is unbecoming behavior for a young lady, but it's better than having to clean my car... so she's running around outside with her undies around her ankles asking me to help. How do you help someone piss? She wanted me to hold her hands, so I do and then SHE FALLS ON TOP OF ME AND PISSES ALL OVER ME! AND THEN SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME TO WIPE HER. This girl is punished as fuck when we get home.