Losers' DICKS keep on SHRINKING together with their POCKETS. I and SANTA need your WALLET for this CHRISTMAS. At least this month you can be GENEROUS with me - loser. And leave your MONEY with me. To tell you honestly, I'm the ONLY PERSON, who cares about you. I still hope to be the only one INHERITEE of your FORTUNE. But I really HATE it when you keep on promising THINGS to me and then you JUST DISAPPEAR. Hmmm ... not NICE. When you SIGNED A CONTRACT with me - you PROMISED TO UPKEEP me MONTHLY. But it seems that something went wrong with your FINANCES and now you are not any longer ABLE to keep on your PROMISE. You know what - loser??! I decided to change the RULES OF THE GAME. Now you have to TRIBUTE me at least 50€ before contacting me about a CUSTOM VIDEO. So if you DISEAPPEAR - LOSER ... then I will keep those 50€ as TIME WASTING REMUNERATION FEE.