Rolling a J and sharing it with the audience. Enjoying my strappy platform pumps. Spontaneously I start tying myself up, and then – as everytime I turn on that webcam – I go hard on my favourite black dildo. Here's a good 40 minutes of hanging out with a Master Masturbator. Writing this caption I am now thinking to myself: do I have the energy to run down to the corner store for some snacks?