Yummy Is Producer's Dummy - Loser Price

My PRODUCER promised that he will take me to the EVENT where will be a lot of CELEBRITIES. Unfortunately, I'm so BROKE that I even can't buy a proper DRESS to wear for this HOLLYWOOD PARTY. I hope my producer will buy it for me but obviously ... I gotta EARN it. I heard there will be P. Diddy - maybe he can PRODUCE me? I mean I will FUCK THE WHOLE CREW if they make a STAR out of me. What do you think can I become FAMOUS already this CHRISTMAS or I will have to wait until NEXT ONE?