There’s something about an irritated woman with a tool of torment that gets you going …and that cutting board in front of me. I gladly tell you how useless your dick is, while I showcase my chopping skills, wishing it was your dumb dick. You’re still hard from this? Maybe we should take a little off the top? Hmm? Sit still and let me “remodel” your equipment…it’s not like you need it anyways.