Oh noodle! We both know that little thing ain’t gonna cut it. You know I much prefer huge Clown cocks over tiny little Circus peanuts! That little nubby-wubby can’t turn me on. I have mascara wands bigger than that wimpy wiener in your pants. What is that little jelly bean supposed to do for me?! Its an insult to my Circus to jerk off to me with that little thing! Aren’t you humiliated?! It must be sooo embarrassing to jerk that little thing with thumb and forefinger, rather than a full meaty palm like a REAL MAN. Little dicks really should be banned. I don’t even want to look at that micro monstrosity. Your downstairs mix-up makes me wanna gag!!