A goddess like Me shouldn't even have to lift a finger to wipe the sweat off Myself, why should I bother when I have you to be my human towel? Why would I get up and go and have a shower when a good boy can amuse me by sniffing and licking my sweaty armpits? Go on, bury your face in my perfect pits and follow my instructions to worship them properly. You love that sweet, musky scent wafting into your nostrils, isn't it just so heavenly? I smell AMAZING, especially when I sweat, its so strong and pungent. You get weak in the knees for my perfect, smelly pits.