You used to date this girl back in college. You were the typical hot Jock. She was pretty, but had definitely gained the freshman 15. You slept around on her, and were kind of a bit of a pompous jerk. Fast forward 5 years, and you're decided to catch up with her. Your Ex barely recognizes you. You've really packed on the pounds in the last few years. All that binging and poor diet has caught up to you. You've easily put on over 100 lbs, where your Ex has gotten super fit and hot. She's way taller, more fit, and more successful than you are. What a pathetic blob you've become.